[2.0] A Realm Reborn: Post may contain potential spoilers.
Vacation
After much deliberation and a lot of advisement. I decided to not one up the Ixali’s in their deforestation efforts. In fact, I was heavily encouraged to take a vacation with some funny looking inspector guy. He’s not around since he keeps trying to impersonate as an ostrich. His partner in crime is oddly bedazled by his actions. Honestly, it makes ponder a bit as to what my purpose is. I thought chopping down trees were the solution, but if I am stuck here then what? My little sanctuary can only keep me sated for so long. Maybe I should rembark upon the journey to chop the greatest of trees. Begs to wonder which tree I shall drop next? My next victim must be of the savory type. Although, wood isn’t a particular apetite of mine.
You know what this might not be a bad idea! Guardian deity marks aside. My axe is itching for blood. Then again what is the blood of a tree? Pointless question for we all know that my axe can never sated by any ordinary tree. It must be grandest of them all. Sadly, I must avoid being engulfed by the same thing that a prior foe of mine devoured in. Plus my compatriots will probably send me to one of these quaint places again.
That will be all folks for I have plans in the making. See you next time!
As a side note. Am I really leaning into the a maniac wanting to chop tree idea? What in the world is wrong with me? This is not how I want Lalafells to be depicted. I guess I’m no different from the rest of bunch aren’t I? Questions aside, I do find it funny that I somehow managed to continue the whole plotline with the quest to chop down trees. Never expected it, but thats what happens when one has no idea on what to do on these daily posts. Plus I wanted to make a story about something and here we are. A potato who chops down trees. Probably because I ain’t getting enough sunlight (Oh god I am starting to hate how true that statement is for real life.)